Girl talk... (maybe part 1)

Ok... So, we all know that as girls we have our very own language. And because of that, sometimes we need a little bit of translation. So, this is mainly to help boys understand what exactly we mean when we say "I'm so fat" or scream after we haven't seen someone for a month or so... But, it is also for girls to laugh at histarically because it is so true!
Here it goes...
Girl Dictionary-
"AHHHHH!!!!!"- If used exitedly while running towards someone means "OH MY WORD!!!! IT FEELS LIKE YEARS SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!" If used as if scared, then you hear something climbing onto something tall (Kitchen counter, chair, stool" means "MOUSE!!!!" or "SPIDER!!!" or "KILL THAT THING!!!!!!!!!" Whatever the meaning, be prepaired for some sort of animal to kill or take out of the house. And or a Criminal that you must have a shotgun handy to take care of that dude right then and there.
"I'm so fat"- This one is tricky. If you don't understand why the girl would say such a thing aka they aren't fat you say "No you're not." As if it's not debatable. When a girl says this it either means she is bloating so feels extremely abnormaly fat, and or she is haveing a bad day and really means "Tell me that I don't look fat so that i can look in the mirror to do my hair in the morning." So, just say that they aren't fat and do everyone a favor.
"It's like I have a little food baby!"- This is something girls like myself say when we know that we aren't fat, but are starting to realize a slight gain in weight, or small bulge over the belt line.
"What!?!?!"- For the most part usually means, "Are you serious?!?" or "No way!!!" Girls don't want you to repeat whatever it is that you just said after you said it unless asked in a serious questioning tone.

Well... This is all I have for now. But, maybe there will be a part two :) Don't know yet...
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Wow... I'm tired!

Snow, snow, snow... That's all that I can see when I look out my door for the last week!
It's been snowing, then stopping, the snowing... Just off and on. It's crazy... But, it's actually really pretty.
I don't know why I started out saying that... But, it's true, it has been snowing like crazy and it is really pretty. Anyway, I didn't update at all last month, basically because I have been extremely busy, and so tired I can barely keep my eyes open.
Which leads me to my topic. Teenagers get tired! There are so many people who think that teenagers should be able to just bounce back from staying up all night if they get one hour of sleep because we are "young"...? Really? Did you know that a teenagers brain is growing at the same pace that a baby's is? And an adults brain has slowed down to the pace where everything is normal? That is why highschool and college is so difficult. Because our brains are able to learn all of this stuff, but it is also trying to grow and process more things than it ever has before. Which is also an acceptable reason for teenagers to be tired. I think high school should offer napping hour just like preschool. Of course I'm kidding, but it would be really nice.
That's just another reason to homeschool your kids, because every one learns better well rested, if you let your kids sleep as much as they need to, learning will not be a napping hour instead of information hour.
Basically, teenagers can be tired... and even if you think they shouldn't be... they are. we have extremely fast paced hearts, and brains, and lives. In order for all that to be ok, we need sleep. Which we don't get a lot of anyway because we like to stay up late with friends. So, some of it is our fault.. But don't tell us we aren't tired if we say we are, because you don't know that. You aren't us.
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A J