Girl talk... (maybe part 1)

Ok... So, we all know that as girls we have our very own language. And because of that, sometimes we need a little bit of translation. So, this is mainly to help boys understand what exactly we mean when we say "I'm so fat" or scream after we haven't seen someone for a month or so... But, it is also for girls to laugh at histarically because it is so true!
Here it goes...
Girl Dictionary-
"AHHHHH!!!!!"- If used exitedly while running towards someone means "OH MY WORD!!!! IT FEELS LIKE YEARS SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!" If used as if scared, then you hear something climbing onto something tall (Kitchen counter, chair, stool" means "MOUSE!!!!" or "SPIDER!!!" or "KILL THAT THING!!!!!!!!!" Whatever the meaning, be prepaired for some sort of animal to kill or take out of the house. And or a Criminal that you must have a shotgun handy to take care of that dude right then and there.
"I'm so fat"- This one is tricky. If you don't understand why the girl would say such a thing aka they aren't fat you say "No you're not." As if it's not debatable. When a girl says this it either means she is bloating so feels extremely abnormaly fat, and or she is haveing a bad day and really means "Tell me that I don't look fat so that i can look in the mirror to do my hair in the morning." So, just say that they aren't fat and do everyone a favor.
"It's like I have a little food baby!"- This is something girls like myself say when we know that we aren't fat, but are starting to realize a slight gain in weight, or small bulge over the belt line.
"What!?!?!"- For the most part usually means, "Are you serious?!?" or "No way!!!" Girls don't want you to repeat whatever it is that you just said after you said it unless asked in a serious questioning tone.

Well... This is all I have for now. But, maybe there will be a part two :) Don't know yet...
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Your faithful writer A J
Thanks for reading! :)