This is a list of all the things I hope I NEVER do. Like... EVER! :P I was thinking about putting my bucket list, but I figure... That's boring. Why do I want to write about all the things that I want to do. But probably won't be able to do. Because, let's face it people... when you're actually rich enough to do most of the things on your bucket list, you're going to be so old that they won't even allow you to jump out of the plane thinking you're going to have a heart attack on the way down instead of pulling the string in order to survive.
Imagine that though! falling out of an airplane being the last feeling you ever feel... That's just terrifying. I don't know about some of you... But terror is DEFINITELY not the last emotion I want to feel! ( Side note. I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of falling. I like to look out of the window at a plane, but I HATE the idea of "If I jump right now... I could meet Jesus today!" Lol. D: < But for real though...) I want to feel something my last moments on earth. But terror is not an option... hopefully.
So, because of the fact that I think bucket lists are just a little cliche, here is my "Heck No!" Bucket List. Hope you enjoy!
1- I never want to commit murder. (This is just a "No-Duh!" thing not to do to lighten the mood. :) )
2- Have a baby in an elevator. ( But for real though... Picture this. Husband: " PUSH!!!!" Elevator: "Ding!" )
3- Watch the colorized version of "It's a wonderful Life" ( It's pretty as it is. Leave it alone.)
4- Take a flying leap... On a motorcycle... Off of a tall building... Into water... where there are rocks... who will crush the motor causing it to blow up... causing you to experience the two worst deaths possible... ( Burning and drowning... BUT AT THE SAME TIME!!!!)
5- Be so ignorant to something and not be willing to change you're opinion even though you admit that you don't really know anything on the subject. ( Even though I'm an american, and therefore lazy by nature. May I never be too lazy to accumulate knowledge into my thick skull.)
6- Name my children any of these. (The link takes you to a list of baby names that are utterly ridiculous. FINISH MY BLOG BEFORE YOU CLICK THE LINK! MINE IS FUNNIER! [I'll remind you to click the link at the bottom. :) ] Thank's for your cooperation)
7- Wear any type of sunglasses other than aviators. (lol... my face has such an odd shape, that's the only thing that works.)
8- Turn myself into a man... ( First off... I have a boy friend. And it'd be awkward. Second off, who does that to themselves on PURPOSE?!?!? Even if you think you're really a guy on the inside. I don't care. Just don't remove you're perfectly good "Sitting Down, Peeing Tool" And replace it with a "Standing Up, Squirting Machine" That's all I have to say about that.)
9- (If you're a guy) Turn yourself into a girl... ( First of... you have already learned to aim that thing perfectly! Why give that up?!?!?! Second off... Why trade your perfectly good "Standing Up, Squirting Machine" For a Boring "Sitting Down, Peeing Tool." Sitting is boring. Just keep aiming like your boy heart desires, and be happy.)
10- Spend $40 million on a broadway production of Spider Man, and expect it to not be one of the most horrible and sad things known to man. ( How can this not be bad?... Spider Man was awesome. Why ruin it? And that's saying something coming from me. I LOVE musicals... but superhero's and broadway don't really mix. More about that here.)
11- Get a tattoo on my face. (Tattoo's can be beautiful things... Don't get them on your face. Just don't.)
12- Get feathers. Implanted into my back. ( This is all that needs to be said. Don't look at this if you're under 14 )
13- Become so angry at anything and everyone so that I can no longer control myself.
14- Have an alcohol problem. (A beer or two here and there is ok (If you're old enough) But, don't run to it from your problems, or to make yourself feel better about the way you're living your life. It's not worth it. Fix your problems, you'll feel better.)
15- Have this much time on my hands... no pun intended. :P
16- Be this skinny white kid. (Because that's just sad.)
17- Get stranded on an island where the cannibals live. (They eat the one's that aren't one of them first!!!!!!!!)
18- Never play hockey with a Canadian. (This is me.
) End quote.
Imagine that though! falling out of an airplane being the last feeling you ever feel... That's just terrifying. I don't know about some of you... But terror is DEFINITELY not the last emotion I want to feel! ( Side note. I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of falling. I like to look out of the window at a plane, but I HATE the idea of "If I jump right now... I could meet Jesus today!" Lol. D: < But for real though...) I want to feel something my last moments on earth. But terror is not an option... hopefully.
So, because of the fact that I think bucket lists are just a little cliche, here is my "Heck No!" Bucket List. Hope you enjoy!
1- I never want to commit murder. (This is just a "No-Duh!" thing not to do to lighten the mood. :) )
2- Have a baby in an elevator. ( But for real though... Picture this. Husband: " PUSH!!!!" Elevator: "Ding!" )
3- Watch the colorized version of "It's a wonderful Life" ( It's pretty as it is. Leave it alone.)
4- Take a flying leap... On a motorcycle... Off of a tall building... Into water... where there are rocks... who will crush the motor causing it to blow up... causing you to experience the two worst deaths possible... ( Burning and drowning... BUT AT THE SAME TIME!!!!)
5- Be so ignorant to something and not be willing to change you're opinion even though you admit that you don't really know anything on the subject. ( Even though I'm an american, and therefore lazy by nature. May I never be too lazy to accumulate knowledge into my thick skull.)
6- Name my children any of these. (The link takes you to a list of baby names that are utterly ridiculous. FINISH MY BLOG BEFORE YOU CLICK THE LINK! MINE IS FUNNIER! [I'll remind you to click the link at the bottom. :) ] Thank's for your cooperation)
7- Wear any type of sunglasses other than aviators. (lol... my face has such an odd shape, that's the only thing that works.)
8- Turn myself into a man... ( First off... I have a boy friend. And it'd be awkward. Second off, who does that to themselves on PURPOSE?!?!? Even if you think you're really a guy on the inside. I don't care. Just don't remove you're perfectly good "Sitting Down, Peeing Tool" And replace it with a "Standing Up, Squirting Machine" That's all I have to say about that.)
9- (If you're a guy) Turn yourself into a girl... ( First of... you have already learned to aim that thing perfectly! Why give that up?!?!?! Second off... Why trade your perfectly good "Standing Up, Squirting Machine" For a Boring "Sitting Down, Peeing Tool." Sitting is boring. Just keep aiming like your boy heart desires, and be happy.)
10- Spend $40 million on a broadway production of Spider Man, and expect it to not be one of the most horrible and sad things known to man. ( How can this not be bad?... Spider Man was awesome. Why ruin it? And that's saying something coming from me. I LOVE musicals... but superhero's and broadway don't really mix. More about that here.)
11- Get a tattoo on my face. (Tattoo's can be beautiful things... Don't get them on your face. Just don't.)
12- Get feathers. Implanted into my back. ( This is all that needs to be said. Don't look at this if you're under 14 )
13- Become so angry at anything and everyone so that I can no longer control myself.
14- Have an alcohol problem. (A beer or two here and there is ok (If you're old enough) But, don't run to it from your problems, or to make yourself feel better about the way you're living your life. It's not worth it. Fix your problems, you'll feel better.)
15- Have this much time on my hands... no pun intended. :P
16- Be this skinny white kid. (Because that's just sad.)
17- Get stranded on an island where the cannibals live. (They eat the one's that aren't one of them first!!!!!!!!)
18- Never play hockey with a Canadian. (This is me.
) End quote.
19- Drive down the freeway... In reverse... (Just a stupid Idea... But something you would NEVER do.)
20- Become a history professor. ( It's so boring to me... Knowing me we would all be sitting there in my class singing Christina Perri Covers. XD LOL. :) )
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed that! :) I think I did well. I would love to hear you're comments in the comment box!!!!! :D
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Your faithful writer AJ
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At least the feather wings are temporary. Still, ow & ew.
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